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Farts VS. Zombies - Because Someone Needed To Make A Game Featuring Hitler and Chuck Norris

The guys over at Mutant Games surely know what’s wrong with the App Store. Games about farts, zombies, Chuck Norris. Hitler references, unicorn jokes, more zombie games. This is exactly what’s wrong with the App Store.

And it’s coming all together in a single iPhone game.

No, seriously. Farts VS. Zombies:

“In Farts VS. Zombies, you play as a Chuck Norris lookalike with your pants dropped in front of an endless conveyor belt of food with your butt pointed at an incoming swarm of zombies. The foods you eat determine what kind of fart you will generate, and these fart clouds can then be routed around the room by drawing lines for them to follow. The goal of the game is to protect japanese school girls, who you will need to make sure your fart clouds stay away from while you gas said zombies. Your ultimate attack of sorts seems to be some kind of projectile vomit, which can clear entire swaths of zombies and is aimed by tilting your device.”

Now they only need to implement some doodle things, a couple of in-app purchases, an HD label and we’re good. Check out the video below.

I want this.

[via TouchArcade]

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