We’ve slowly gotten used to see a company suing Apple every day, and - honestly - that’s quite ridiculous. If you’ve ever wanted to jump on the lawsuit boat too, I’m excited to tell you that now there’s a template for that.
The guys over at Mac|Life have put together a PDF file with all the info you need to write your own hopeless lawsuit.
“The latest in a series of lawsuits was filed against Apple today, this time by [Company].
The company, best known for producing the insanely [Adjective] [Noun], filed claim today, alleging that Apple infringed on [Number] of their patents relating to their [Adjective] [Noun]’s user interface, [Plural Noun], and underlying architecture. In conjuncture with their lawsuit, the company has also filed a complaint with [Regulatory Body, God or Demi-god], asking that they put an immediate stop to Apple’s export of [Body Parts] to [Location].
Apple has announced that they have let go of their entire legal department, replacing them with [Famous Person].
[Same Famous Person]’s first action on behalf of Apple, was to file a countersuit against [Same Company], claiming that they had infringed on [Number] of their patents for [Noun], [Noun] and elements of their [Noun] interface.
Speaking on behalf of Apple, [Same Famous Person] stated that “Apple cannot simply sit by while [Adjective] [Plural Noun] tarnish our name and [Verb] our [Plural Noun].”
We can’t wait to see what you can come up with. Be creative.
